What does the inside of a polar bear's ass feel like?

After our way too long of a stay in York, PA, $800 and a new alternator later, we left around 5. Oh did I mention that when they put in a new battery that Audi's have this great security feature that locks it the radio rendering it useless, yeah. So we started driving, in silence, on our way to Kelly's place in Mechanicville, NY because there was no way we were going to make it to Vermont, so we'll hit that on the way back. 5 hours later of driving through blizzard like conditions we make it to Mechanicville. A small town but never the less it gets us off the road and with good people. We spend the rest of the night enjoying the fine taste of LTD and trading stories. We wake up remotely early, enjoy a fine breakfast, and head north naturally. 3 hours laster we find ourselves eating balloons full of heroin over the boarder. We finally arrive in montreal, and let me tell you this is the coldest place I have ever been in my life, and I know what your thinking "duh its december in Canada" and to you I say shut the fuck up i know. It's really not the temperature that's the problem it's the wind that will whip up and shatter your frozen testicles. So we enjoy some Thai food (naturally) and start wondering around the city. Lesson 1 we learned was always go out with a plan of attack it's too cold just to go out wondering. Our hostel is nice, good location, and clean. Despite us manifesting the hottest porno scene ever once we enter our room it's filled with a bunch of asians. Come night, we start wondering around, noticing that we were wondering around the gay district and that for obvious reasons our chances of meeting girls is very slim here we wonder in a different direction. We make our way in to a dimly lit mellow hookah bar and have a couple of drinks. We then venture over to a bar called St. Bock which has an enormous beer selection. We get a pitcher of a brew they make in house. It's a pilsner with a light color and a sweet finish. Afterwards we occupy some beer and head back to our hostel. We meet interesting people from Norway, Australia, the Czech Republic, and of course France. We all share stories of our travels and why were hear, cultural differences and what not. They are all fascinating people, after copious amounts of alcohol we head to bed to prepare for round dos.